ladyinabowtie:

summershadowtwin:

halfbloodprincessxx:

WHATimageISimageWRONGimageWITHimageJOHNimageBARROWMAN

image

Absoutely nothing

He is amazing

eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

image

so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

sunflowerserena:

lospaziobianco:

DEXTER by supercluster-hong

I love it

ledaclones:

it’s the scottish independence referendum tomorrow

or as i like to call it

the great british break off

sarahmac2301:

platypusinplaid:

These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever

BUT HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS

nervouspearl:

[x]

egberts:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you

heck-hath-no-fury:

ktisr:

my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

(Source: gay-moth)

anepictimelord:

niknak79:

Listen to the D

I love how he is thinking but his dick is talking out loud.

hellkingdean:

deansass:

supernatural isn’t about two brothers?? It’s about a guy’s hair that keeps travelling around the usa… and its character development is incredible. We see it growing every year, changing style, moving on…

image

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

(Source: officialjipersnoe)

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

(Source: sansaslays)

(Source: epic-humor)

pooka-saurus:

shining-vagina:

carlyjespen:

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t everything be like 10 dollars

I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit
©ID